GRUBchub Jr.

I ordered this in December but completely forgot until I checked my email today and there was a note from Chillow dated Jan 11. Found its box among the ones going for recycling. Hella lucky! So, as a matter of first impression, here are the three things I know about it: I chose "silver satin" which I definitely thought would be lighter and brighter. As is, it looks like something evil in LOTR. Remember how Orcs (and whatever else are the names of bad things in those movies) were shot to be dim and colorless - like they absorb light rather than reflect it? It's that. Is it badass or scary? Both? Dunno, Do know I would not want to see it in dim lighting post-edible.

The second thing I know is that it's fat as hell. Seems to be the perfect squish too, because I can easily dent it but it stands straight up, so it definitely isn't too soft. Receipt says it's medium firmness.

The third thing I know might be unique to this one: I dropped it base-down into the sink to wash it and it suctioned itself to the sink like it was never coming off. For a good 30 seconds I worried it had become a permanent feature of the sink. My partner's cool and fun, but even she's not likely to want a girthy, squishy, devil-dildo staring at her while she's brushing her teeth. I checked Chillow's site and it doesn't say it's a suction cup toy, but this one has a death grip.

That's all I can tell you about my GRUBchub Jr., but here's a free piece of advice: If, toward the end of the year, you and friends pound Glenlivet and later you find yourself shopping toys on Etsy, buy something from Chillow Fantasy. Whoever made this terrifying, amazing toy deserves all the support we can give.

wow.. I am a size queen but holy shit, this is a beauty! soft enough but also the perfect amount of firmness too! lovely color choices. shipped safely and loved all the candies and loo the mini dick and squeeeshes are cute!

I ordered this in December but completely forgot until I checked my email today and there was a note from Chillow dated Jan 11. Found its box among the ones going for recycling. Hella lucky! So, as a matter of first impression, here are the three things I know about it: I chose "silver satin" which I definitely thought would be lighter and brighter. As is, it looks like something evil in LOTR. Remember how Orcs (and whatever else are the names of bad things in those movies) were shot to be dim and colorless - like they absorb light rather than reflect it? It's that. Is it badass or scary? Both? Dunno, Do know I would not want to see it in dim lighting post-edible.

The second thing I know is that it's fat as hell. Seems to be the perfect squish too, because I can easily dent it but it stands straight up, so it definitely isn't too soft. Receipt says it's medium firmness.

The third thing I know might be unique to this one: I dropped it base-down into the sink to wash it and it suctioned itself to the sink like it was never coming off. For a good 30 seconds I worried it had become a permanent feature of the sink. My partner's cool and fun, but even she's not likely to want a girthy, squishy, devil-dildo staring at her while she's brushing her teeth. I checked Chillow's site and it doesn't say it's a suction cup toy, but this one has a death grip.

That's all I can tell you about my GRUBchub Jr., but here's a free piece of advice: If, toward the end of the year, you and friends pound Glenlivet and later you find yourself shopping toys on Etsy, buy something from Chillow Fantasy. Whoever made this terrifying, amazing toy deserves all the support we can give.

wow.. I am a size queen but holy shit, this is a beauty! soft enough but also the perfect amount of firmness too! lovely color choices. shipped safely and loved all the candies and loo the mini dick and squeeeshes are cute!